Whatever this thing was, it was from a high-gravity planet. I feel like Superman., Uhfiction. Any link not otherwise associated with an OC post must have a summary or similar descriptor of at least 350 characters, providing relevant OC information. Despite its lack of height, it had strapped a pack to its torso that looked larger and heavier than I could have comfortably carried. I reread those two (in between a thousand petty annoying things that slowed me down), and then promptly read this - and it was well worth the wait! There are 4 stories by paradigmblue (Wiki), including: This list was automatically generated by HFYBotReborn version 2.13. Kevin Jenkins did. A Good HFY Thread: With reposting of classics, statement of what HFY is, and plenty of new OC. The security footage records you being shot seven times by heavy pulse gun fire and you have fully healed in less than three-times-eight diurnals, I said. He didnt spare the fallen alien a second glance as he charged at the lone survivor. I saw that one of his teeth was missing. He dropped the bags and they landed with a solid, dense noise that told me they were exactly as heavy as they looked. Vedreg slowly went bluer and bluer until suddenly he erupted. In any other race this bizarre affliction can and did drive them to extinction. Impossible! I exclaimed as I leapt out of my chair, and registering the motion the corral shut down our privacy field. The formatting was good too seeing as how you didn't have to continue the story in the comments like on reddit. Well it turns out, foxes weren't the reason all those eggs went missing back in the day. NameKevin Jenkins. Used as a general reference to copypastas that feature humanity being portrayed in a favorable light, normally in-comparison to other (alien) races. Also, I've been playing with AI art at night with a few different models, the images here are all AI generated, it's a bit of fun!#reddit #hfy #narration #scifi Jenkins just kept hitting it, again and again, snarling and shouting, ordering it to die and declaring improbable things about its parentage before finally he stopped and stepped away from the broken thing he had made, gulping down great shuddering breaths of what, to him, must have been very thin and dry air. Thanks and im looking forward to the next two. I would suggest contacting Royal Road to let them know about the specific ads that cause the problems. Kevin Jenkins had clearly been one of their victims. To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed. Nach, Faen and Delv, security and hardware experts that excel in getting the team in and out of heavily protected places and computer systems to conduct espionage. The character writing and the world-building are fantastic, the plot and battle descriptions maybe even more so. 1700 B.C.E.) Site code and contents 2007-2023 thisisnotatrueending.com. oh man and here i thought my weekend would be gaming and now i see spellgun got 8 new chapters and prey 3 is out and oh my oh my. Or we can just call it the Brrrt class vessel, Holy shit i only just found the original prey, and LOVE IT. GLad to see the VoM getting some more pagetime. Humans, it seemed, had for most of their sentient era preferred to invent explanations for the world around them rather than admit a lack of knowledge. Same. The captain of Supremacy ordered the shields raised and a warning shot fired. Everyone knows (or is supposed to anyway) what just happened and what is supposed to happen next, as time on comms is supposed to be as short as possible. Clips from it were discussed on political discussion broadcasts, most of them chosen to show the worst possible take on what Jenkins had been saying. As an FYI, full page ads inescapable ad on your site means I can't read it. You dont know? He didnt seem to noticeinstead he pounced and a second shot barely missed him before his forepaw lashed out, balled up into a hard knot of gravity-densened bone and flesh which he drove into the Hunters eye cluster. Man this is fantastic (spellgun is too). Ended up re-reading them before starting this. Amending the Treaty tends to lose votes.. I had trouble understanding how somebody could hear the music written by Khachaturian, Tchaikovsky, Bach and Rutter and consider them dull, but other members of the crew reported that they preferred Jenkins taste in music. Many came up with theories, but none fit better than any others. I enjoyed watching their movies, and Jenkins and I spent nearly a full diurnal watching first a series of enjoyable fantasies called Star Wars, then a trilogy called The Lord of the Rings which I then discovered had originally been a book and read. Progress is all we need if the progress is this fantastic. Oh, I know which one you're referencing. Jenkins received no such luxury from the chairs, but seemed comfortable enough anyway. Please can I have more Welp time to read the first two entries again then read this. Frankly, you deserve all the gold and virgins for continuing this story 2 years down the line! When mankind ventured out into space, we never suspected what was to come. In fact the only reason this race had not yet gone extinct is a combination of high birth rates, short life spans, and a child being able to defend itself hours after birth. The entire planet was like that, a perfectly stable world with no issues that we could determine, and yet it seems the suicide rates were the greatest cause of death among the people. There was a grim tearing noise, and the Hunters leg came away. I got to re read part 2 again because I forgot about some stuff lol. "but the Arokone admiral had refused" extra o. I must have died and gone to heaven. I look forward to reading your future works and thank you for sharing your story with us! Classics; Must Read; Previously Featured; Old School Text Posts; Library of Published Works Many officers have suggested to me that you are a security threat, on the grounds that if you decided to go on a violent rampage, there would be little that could stop you.. You killed it, any kinda timeline for the next update or is it gonna be another surprise? Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. I cant believe it lives! When the Kondar realized that both our entrance and escape vectors lead directly into the veil, a panic started. I've read a few stories based on this universe, most have been pretty damn good. We listened, and I privately felt a sense of alarm mounting within me. 842 S. Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90014. Meaning. Jenkins popped his head above the countertop and ducked again as a volley of shots targeted him. Three diurnals later, the council convened a special meeting. They need to have something to aspire to, something they think is bigger than they are. I'll look at it again tomorrow when I'm on a computer and not on a phone. A group of anons come together to ask the question 'What if mankind invaded and conquered hell', including world-building and a full comic. Motherfucking PREY 3. I visited it only once - aside from being a third heavier than usual, I swiftly felt the heat and humidity making me unwell and returned to the core of the station, which was tuned to the interstellar norm I was used to. He is posted on the flagship's bridge, along with. I see this as a perfect sandbox universe for any writer to help flush out. I had noticed already that his water intake was surprisingly high considering his size, and made a note to ask him about it. This is going to make waiting for the fourth even harder. > If you enjoy the LitRPG genre, you may also enjoy my in-progress web serial Spellgun. Not disappointed, progress is progress. So excited to see this. I just found this sub literally today (off a wonderful relevant post in /r/tumblr), and Prey/II got me hooked instantly. The original post can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/631sm0/lablonnamedadon/ Thanks to the author /u/NoGoodIDNames for permission to read this. The issue? The following story is one of the true genre-defining classics. It's not just the humans, the other races as well feel well realised, and you have a balance of things that scratches my hfy itch without making humans overpowered Mary Sues. Turns out we were all a little crazy to start with. IIRC, it's one of the scenes on the Helena, but it could be one of the Bonthans too. "And suddenly, when all of the fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls were ready to pitch in to buy HFY's tombstone, OP delivered. The story of Lablonnamedadon is one of the classic HFY storie. The other humans were quite dissimilar to Jenkins. My own hunch tells me that it was about encountering another predator species. Or, you can pick one of these we've prepared for you: This image is , which is very large. However you decide to go forward I look forward to reading it!!! By how easily they broke. Unethical, but the species as a whole could not be prosecuted for the actions of a few and so the sale of the implants went ahead anyway. Most of all, I am glad to be able to finally upvote a post. This series is amazing. I looked at Jenkins, surprised. He and Bug are commanded by. David licks his wounds, interacts with the crew and does some cooking. One of the first . We spent a lot of time monitoring the political situation at first. A few rogue factions cropped up, piracy and smuggling saw a rebirth in this new space age, and mankind went on as it always had. He raised a forelimb and waggled his pawhandat me as I approached, and our social cybernetics agreed that this was a gesture of greeting. It would require an amendment to the Galactic Treaty of Laws, he said Which the council is historically stubborn to tamper with. There hadnt been time. taps two fingers repeatedly in the crook of his arm. I will need to interview you in private. I told it. The fox is in the henhouse. He told us of the myth he had grown up being told was real. Jenkins, if anything, seemed grateful for the silence. You have to understandI come from one of the more civilized parts of my planet., Vedreg and I sat in silence for several minutes, absorbing this news. The Demonsa loan-word that had filled a conceptual gap we had never been aware ofthat tormented humanity were what inspired it. A few inspired quite intense emotions in me. I collapsed, shaking from the pain. My species homeworld really is a category twelve temperate. They had invented a sentience that was capable of doing any logically consistent thing, capable of knowing anything. That was amazing. He never told me why he asked to have his social implant removed, and why he went back to Earth. I requested, and was granted, a transfer and promotion to head of security on the research station. Technically, as a member of a pre-interplanetary species, I am a non-sentient specimen of indigenous fauna and therefore cannot be legally employed or own property., I indicated my understanding by noddinganother gesture our body language shared in commonand raising the fur at the nape of my neck. Excuse me while I go read. After years of contact, most alien races know almost nothing about humans other than exaggerated horror stories; they rarely bother us, and the ones that do never return home. I had to click the links to make sure this wasn't another series. It was only after Reddit user Guidosbestfriend set his own story Humans Dont Make Good Pets in the same universe and I confessed to having created the setting that I learned that The Kevin Jenkins Experience was considered a HFY classic. I think this is fantastic because it makes a lot of the classics much more easily searchable. I had never had to deal with an abductee before, though I had been trained and knew exactly what to do. If you're referring to the "torn" story in this universe it was not. It was completely involuntary. Let me tell you why you need to try, Jenkins said, quietly. If you enjoy the LitRPG genre, you may also enjoy my in-progress web serial Spellgun. We considered making contact, but in the end decided against it. The following story is one of the true genre-defining classics. A setting where the PCs are fantasy B.J. What was it about? They saw me coming but I put three rounds into one and its shield failed against the third. Dude, not a single word of this let us down, this was amazing. As far as I can tell, it was originally posted by an anonymous author on 4chan's /tg/ board on 23-02-10. He was completely unable to pronounce my name, so had taken to approximating the first syllable, with my permission. *Cranes Neck Forward, Mouth Open, and Sinks Back Into A Classic Storyline.. How We All Read, Honestly.*. I wasnt permitted to witness the interview, but every being that entered that chamber exited displaying the signs of worry and stress. The Hunters were turning to fire at him as I popped up from cover. Back on Earth I owned a recreational establishment, the human said, sipping his glass of water. All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System, transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire, who lived in terror of humanity's potential. I just spent the last couple hours reading this series so far (assuming it was one that finished years ago), looked for part three and it was posted this fucking week? You have an extraordinary talent for writing and crafting brilliant engaging characters! One of the Kondar gunmen on the closest ship had a panic attack after hearing our garbled transmission. I apologise, I said, chagrined at my own lack of professionalism. This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. You were worried about disappointing our expectations, and apologized that this wasn't bringing any closure. I couldnt tell if he had failed to notice the humans discomfort, or if he simply didnt care. Them? Jenkins asked, loping along easily next to me in what was clearly much lower gravity than he was evolved for. Im surprised, actually, Jenkins confessed. Having originally opened as the United Artists Theatre in 1927, the lovingly restored 1,600-seater retains much of the charm and charisma instilled by its iconic founders, namely Mary Pickford and Charlie Chaplin. Responsible part of my brain: we should get to sleap, it's 2 am, All of the rest of me: OH HEL NO IT AIN'T, ITS PREY O'CLOCK AND WE'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW. The wiki includes author and reader resources, guides, story listings, and author/series pages. (The Salvation War, #1) by Stuart Slade (shelved 3 times as hfy) The Formatting Guide has some helpful pointers on using Markdown. 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